What You Can Eat at the Wedding

In the welcome post that you may or may not have read, you might remember (or not) a mention of there being a lunch following the wedding ceremony. In fact, this is what you would have seen, or might have definitely seen: Following the ceremony will be a delicious lunch, catered by somebody--not sure who yet.

Well, Josh and Liz finally figured out who's going to cater the lunch, and whoever it is has prepared a delicious menu, as promised. Deliciousness is in the eye-mouth of the beholder, though, and it seems that in lieu of a buffet, where the odds would be high that you might find at least one thing to eat that isn't completely disgusting, you'll be treated/subjected to a sit-down meal, in which you'll have to force yourself to not only consume, but to also pretend like you enjoy whatever's put in front of you, even if it's something gross like mushrooms.

There will, however, be two entrees to choose from, which will either have the effect of producing a Morton Fork paradox or a Buridan's Ass paradox, depending on whether you find the two choices equally revolting or equally scrumptious. Or one might just sound better than the other, in which case the choice is made for you, isn't it?

1) Brined, marinated chicken breast, tarragon chervil buerre blanc

-OR-

2) Herb Panko crusted citrus marinated salmon, herbed buerre blanc sauce


with a vegetarian alternate of: Two risotto cakes, asparagus and roasted root veggies.

I don't know what most of those words mean, and even though we live in the "Information Age," where I could easily find out those words' meanings, my laziness is such that I can barely bring myself to type these sentences, much less move my fingers down to the track pad so I can open up a new window and bring up Google. So you're on your own if you want to know what a bare blank sauce is.

After you've decided, you'll need to let Josh and Liz know which entree you prefer. You could send them your choice via text, phone call or email I suppose, but since you're already cruising around the Internet like a lunatic, you might as well leave a comment in the comment section of this post that says whether you want chicken or fish. Or vegetables, because there's that vegetarian option.

SO MANY CHOICES.